Jokes Corner

Hi Guyz..

Here a some thing 4 U.. Jab b Fun shun main Login hoO tu sab say pehaly yahan POST karoO..

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Hello Members whom Would u like to meet right now?

Jis tarah right now i ll like to meet Farhan Saeed Butt :roll:

chalo ji shuru ho jaoo

ok let me start it

its very simple

just u have to write wat comes next in ur mind after reading da abov poster

like: Badal aye......

Barish hoi (next poster will complete it)

i start …

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First topic message reminder :

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

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hahahaha

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jo log soch samjh k shadi nhi karte

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Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi.

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Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

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^^^

@Pathan: k ghar main choor aagaya
Pathan: ne dekha tu choor bhaga
Pathan: bhagta bhagta choor se bhi aagay nikal gaya
Pathan: Aik tu choor ioper se hum se race

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hahahhaa ye sardar pe tha wese

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mujhe kia pata Jokes Corner - Page 2 519691

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mujhe pata ha na

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tum sardar ho Jokes Corner - Page 2 958968

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ji nahiiiiiiii

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phir phur

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tum phurro

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Larki: Janu kch aisa kaho na jis se meri DIl ki dharkan taiz ho jaye

Mera Dil zor zor se dharke

Mujhe kch kch ho

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Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:59 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:02 pm

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,

Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?

Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.

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^^ lOl

Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:11 pm

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega lol

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^^

me kro gi

hahaha

Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:00 pm

tnko siso
Sardar Proposing a girl: darling kia tum mugh se shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!(
Sardar: Behan je kia ap mugh se shadi karogi
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ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna :hhh:

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Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:05 pm

Sardar Proposing a girl: darling kia tum mugh se shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!(
Sardar: Behan je kia ap mugh se shadi karogi Jokes Corner - Page 2 958968

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hahaha lOl

nice sharing

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An elephant falls in love wid a cheunti

He proposed her but

Cheunti's Parents rejected him

nd

told a solid reason

"LARKAY K DANT BAHIR HAIN "