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Chulbul
 Posts : 3117
Join date : 2009-08-28
Location : ~Dream Land~
 |  Subject: Re: Jokes Corner  Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:59 am | |
| ¤..OLD IS GOLD..¤
Boy 2 Girl Be 4 Exam:...
Hey All The Best...
...Girl Also Told Da Same..
But Girl Scored 80 Marks & Boy Failed..
Moral:-Only Boys Wish With True Heart :;>: | |
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Chulbul
Posts : 3117
Join date : 2009-08-28
Location : ~Dream Land~
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:01 am | |
| Mother at night ,
American : Good night dear
Indian : shub Raatri Bata.
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Arabic...Shab bakhair
Apni Mother.. :Arrey Is Mobile ko Aag laga Doun gi =@
Kambakhat so ja..!! =P
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Pathan went to India,
Security man,Who are you?
Pathan(Dartay howay) I AM hINDU... =(
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Security Man: TELL ME 5 NAME OF bAGHWAN......
Pathan... !!Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli...
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LOVE4LIFE97
 Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:59 pm | |
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Chulbul
Posts : 3117
Join date : 2009-08-28
Location : ~Dream Land~
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:29 am | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:06 pm | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:45 pm | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:53 pm | |
| Girl Najoomi se: Mere do lovers hain. Un dono main se kis ke sath
shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?
Najoomi: Pehle se shadi hogi aur
dusra khushnasib hoga. | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:55 pm | |
| 1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea
mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say). | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:58 pm | |
| Teacher- Tum bare hokar kya karoge??
Student- Shaadi.
Teacher-
Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge??
Student- Dulha.
Teacher- Ohho, I
mean 2 say, bare hoker kya haasil karoge??
Student- Dulhan.
Teacher-
Abbe matlab bare ho kar mammy papa ke liye kya karoge??
Student- Bahu
launga.
Teacher- o jahil admi:( tumhare papa tumse kya chahte
hain??
Student- Pota.
Teacher- Hey raba!! Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad
hai??
Student- Apni family bnana.
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:33 am | |
| - asra wrote:
- Girl Najoomi se: Mere do lovers hain. Un dono main se kis ke sath
shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kaun hoga?
Najoomi: Pehle se shadi hogi aur
dusra khushnasib hoga. hahahha | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:34 am | |
| - asra wrote:
- 1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea
mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say). hahahahah | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:35 am | |
| - asra wrote:
- Teacher- Tum bare hokar kya karoge??
Student- Shaadi.
Teacher-
Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge??
Student- Dulha.
Teacher- Ohho, I
mean 2 say, bare hoker kya haasil karoge??
Student- Dulhan.
Teacher-
Abbe matlab bare ho kar mammy papa ke liye kya karoge??
Student- Bahu
launga.
Teacher- o jahil admi:( tumhare papa tumse kya chahte
hain??
Student- Pota.
Teacher- Hey raba!! Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad
hai??
Student- Apni family bnana.
hahahaha nyc | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:18 pm | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:22 pm | |
| mareez:doctor sahab mere dono kan band hugaye hai aur bilkol sun nhi skta
doctor:apki age kia hain?
mareez:90 saal
doctor:apne bhut koch sun lia hai.mazeed sunane ki zaroorat nhi | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:24 pm | |
| Hanso, Khailo, Naacho, Gaao, Uchlo,
Kodo,
Dunya ki parwa mat kro
Q
K
Dunya janti hay
k
Is mausam main "MENDAK"
aisa hi krte hain.... | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:25 pm | |
| Larka:Mere sath chalogi
GIRL:Kahan?
Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn.
GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen.
Larka:Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nahi kar skta. | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:25 pm | |
| Pathan ko apna
"GADHA " bechna tha,
Us ne apne dost ko Khat likha,
Gul Khan,
Agar tere Ko kabhi kisi gadhey ki zarorat pare tu
"MUJHE" yad kar lena* | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:27 pm | |
| Girl to Shopkeeper: Aap ke paas Calculator hai? Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Mai theek, aap sunai?  | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:51 pm | |
| hahahah  nyc | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:49 pm | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:50 pm | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:17 pm | |
| Math teachr pathan se=
Agr tmhari 1 pocket me 1000Rs hn or 2nd pockt me 2000Rs hn to tm kia socho ge?
Pathan:
Hum nay kisi aur ka to shalwar nai pehan liya.:-p | |
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LOVE4LIFE97
Posts : 6403
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 32
Location : Tabuk,Ksa
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:50 pm | |
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asra
Posts : 100
Join date : 2011-10-10
Age : 34
Location : ksa,makkah
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Corner Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:19 pm | |
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