Jokes Corner

Hi Guyz..

Here a some thing 4 U.. Jab b Fun shun main Login hoO tu sab say pehaly yahan POST karoO..

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Hello Members whom Would u like to meet right now?

Jis tarah right now i ll like to meet Farhan Saeed Butt :roll:

chalo ji shuru ho jaoo

ok let me start it

its very simple

just u have to write wat comes next in ur mind after reading da abov poster

like: Badal aye......

Barish hoi (next poster will complete it)

i start …

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First topic message reminder :

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

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"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!"

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Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

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nyc

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old iz gold kakay Jokes Corner - Page 13 843989

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Teacher Student Se
Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?

Student: Miss Pata Nahi Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain

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Tauba hy

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@topic
Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar rupay dega ...

Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahi maloom ...

Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rehna ...

Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!! Jokes Corner - Page 13 816294

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nyc sharing!

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Thankshh

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A girl felL down from 25th floor. A man caught her on 15th floor and asked, will u hug me?
Of course not, she replied.
The man dropped her, she was caught on 10th floor by another man, he asked, kiss me?
No, neva. She replied. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a man got hold of her on 5th floor, she immediately spoke, ok I'll hug and kiss you. The man dropped her saying..

Chichori, awara kahin ki!

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Wife: subah samne waly Jameel Sab office jate hue apni BV ko Kiss krte hain,
aap ka Dil nhe krta?
Hsbnd! Dil to boht krta hai lekin Jameel Sab se dar lgta hai.

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ĤĕáŕŤ ßŕĕáķĕŔ wrote:: A girl felL down from 25th floor. A man caught her on 15th floor and asked, will u hug me?
Of course not, she replied.
The man dropped her, she was caught on 10th floor by another man, he asked, kiss me?
No, neva. She replied. He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a man got hold of her on 5th floor, she immediately spoke, ok I'll hug and kiss you. The man dropped her saying..

Chichori, awara kahin ki!

Tauba

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SIR:What do u know about Chemistry? Student:Hydrogen,Helium,Chlorine,Florine,Shirin,Naushin,Samrin,Afrin,Yasmin,Nasrin

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nyc!

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Dr ne ik Pagal se pocha : Tum chhatt se q latak rahe ho ?

Pagal : Me ik BULB hun

Dr: Tum Jall q nhi rhe ?

Pagal: bewakafooo Yah PAKISTAN hy... Light gai hoi hy

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nyc

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Sardar G ne A sy Z English sekh li:
A:

Apple

B:

Bara Apple

C:

Chota Apple

D:

Doosra Apple

E:

Ek hor Apple

F:

Fer Apple

G:

Ganda Apple

H:

Haraa Apple

I:

India da Apple

J:

Jay'pur da Apple

K:

Kharaab Apple

L:

Laal Apple

M:

Mitha Apple

O:Oooo...! Apple

P:Paka hoya Apple

Q:Queta da Apple

R:Rall mil k khaan aala Aple

S:Saada Apple

T:Twada Apple

U:Unna da Apple

V:Veer da Aple

W:Wadda Apple

X:X-Max da Apple

Y:Yar da Apple

Z:ZindaBAd apPle.

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Oooo!! Apple

Good 1!

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thankx

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1 Admi ka Tota(parrot) rooz 1 shakhs ko "Oye taklay" kah kr tang krta tha..

Us shkahs nay tote k malik se shikayat ki ,

Malik ne totay ko danta.......
...
Aglay din jab wo shakhs qareeb se guzra to tota kuch na bola...

Thora agay ja k us shakhs ney murr k dekha

To tota Sir pr hath phair kar hanstey huay bola...

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